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Taken with Instagram

Taken with Instagram

memewhore:

theamericankid:

Parenting Level: Lazy

Parenting Level: INGENIOUS!

memewhore:

theamericankid:

Parenting Level: Lazy

Parenting Level: INGENIOUS!

jokesblogger:

A farmer got pulled over by a state trooper for speeding, and the trooper started to lecture the farmer about his speed and, in general, began to throw his weight around to try to make the farmer uncomfortable.

Finally, the trooper got around to writing out the ticket, and as he was doing…

Morning, lizard!

Morning, lizard!

Where are my people? I have bunnies to chase! Cats, too!

Where are my people? I have bunnies to chase! Cats, too!

grungeandgradoo:

Yup…if a Southern woman smiles sweetly, and says “bless your heart”, you’ve just been told to go fuck yourself.

grungeandgradoo:

Yup…if a Southern woman smiles sweetly, and says “bless your heart”, you’ve just been told to go fuck yourself.